#1619: Guard Duty

This Comic's Storylines:

As we've clearly established by this point, if you have a hallway that needs guarding you place a golem in charge of it. Dracula does this, what with all his armors and guards and final guards all standing around, taking up space, just waiting for heroes to walk through. Golems have a purpose and they're really quite good at it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.