#2575: Always One Step Behind

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When not on an adventure, one has to image Golem isn't much fun to be around. Sure, he's great when shit hits the fan -- just hide behind him -- but he's not exactly a warm person. He doesn't have a firm grasp on a wealth of emotions, and is totally fine with just standing around for days, not doing anything.

Really, it's not some much racist in this case. He's speaking the real truth, and even Golem would be like, "yeah. I'm an old, cold statue."
 
Lance
2016-01-02 15:09:44 
Oh hey, there's Golem. Being lazy in a...what would you call that? Sea of Slime? Vat of Slime? Because the only alternative is Aquarium of Slime and that sounds rather odd.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.