#132; Gently Down the Waterway
Logically, if heroes really spent all that time in water (underground caves, rivers, waterfalls, etc.) all their equipment would get rusty, their leatherwork would be ruined, and their clothes would be moldy and/or musty beyond all reason.

Oh, and if you look closely, you'll notice that the boatman is about to break his head open on the cieling.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.