#245: Mario's Got...
Bowser has proven, time and again, that he has all kinds of fancy gadgets at this disposal. Any yet, among the numerous tanks, air ships, boats, and other resplendent armaments, is favorite vehicle is a flying clown head.
A clown head that flies. What the fuck?
Mario, meanwhile, plainly will throw on any costume that comes his way, no matter how dorky it is, if it gives him any chance of getting to Princess and her glorious poontang.
As the saying goes, the woman must have beer-flavored nipples.
A clown head that flies. What the fuck?
Mario, meanwhile, plainly will throw on any costume that comes his way, no matter how dorky it is, if it gives him any chance of getting to Princess and her glorious poontang.
As the saying goes, the woman must have beer-flavored nipples.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
