#118: From the Ancestors
In the original DSWC series, two of the heroes, Simon and Alucard, go on their own little 8-bit adventure. So, while thinking about it, I sorta felt that giving Simon a similar little adventure here was in order. But, of course, the issue is that I can't just let Simon have an adventure in the series, since Simon isn't in the main continuity anymore.

Damn reboot.

So we have a flashback story. Good times.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.