#299: Drink of the Cup
Yes, I realize I wrote a wholly inappropriate section of dialogue. It's even a little strained early on just to get to the punchline, but damn it I had the last line in my head and I just HAD to write the the rest of this strip to get to what I knew the joke was supposed to be, no matter how strained and damaged the rest of the comic's dialogue ended up being.

TAKE IT!
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.