#581: Hurt Me!

This Comic's Storylines:

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As the comment at the top indicates (as does the title, really), I had to redo this comic. The original version featured some of the worst, most stilted dialogue I've ever written. It was so egregious I didn't even bother saving a version of it for posterity -- as far as I was concerned, the only humane thing I could do was burn it with fire (or, you know, save over it).
Now, onto the meat of this comic: yes, the Sorceress is dead. No, we don't find out (yet) what all her plan was. Yes, I will get into this again later, once it becomes relevant. It just won't for quite some time.
Basically, remember this whole arc for later, but don't think too hard on it just yet.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.