#724: Fairy Trade
I'm not a good person. This comic really just illustrates that.
To be fair, though, I'm not the one that established you could catch fairies and keep them in jars -- that was the Zelda series. I just elected to think out what would happen with a marketplace that allowed for it.
Seriously, if you keep a fairy in a jar and then die, she brings you back to life. If these games were honest, and you trapped a fairy in a jar, upon your near death she's break free and probably kick you in the fork a couple of times for good measure. Maybe also pee on you. That's realistic.
To be fair, though, I'm not the one that established you could catch fairies and keep them in jars -- that was the Zelda series. I just elected to think out what would happen with a marketplace that allowed for it.
Seriously, if you keep a fairy in a jar and then die, she brings you back to life. If these games were honest, and you trapped a fairy in a jar, upon your near death she's break free and probably kick you in the fork a couple of times for good measure. Maybe also pee on you. That's realistic.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
