#1033: Opening Lines

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It sounds a lot like something Alucard would say, to be perfectly honest (or an in-game Richter Belmont, and not the DSWC version). It's a bit poncey, which suit Alucard nicely.
I like how Dracula has a couple of novels cluttering his throne area. I'm glad I remembered to include those (after the Jane Austen comment, it was a fitting touch).
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.