#1067: Property Purchase
This Comic's Cast:
I wrote a random tavern name generator. It's really great (although, amusingly, Vampire's ballad is not one of the combinations you can make on it). It can turn out things like the Soldier's Courage, the Unicorn's Valor, shit like that.
It has a second table that kicks out combinations like the Wailing Maiden or the Cackling Witch. And, once, the Prancing Sailor. I think we all know what kind of tavern that place is.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
