#1408: Dungeon Monster

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Another Zelda monster, now from Link to the Past. Honestly, the quarters here are only slightly more cramped than in a real Zelda game, so I don't think the heroes should have too much trouble fighting him.

And yeah, vampires don't have to breathe, as we established back in CVRPG III. Hitting him hard enough in the throat would stop him from talking, though, which could be a win-win.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.